Category: Joke Board
Your cat awaits and meows at the front door when you arrive. Is he saying?
1.. Welcome home, I missed you.
2.. The phone rang twice while you were out.
3.. Feed me NOW.
4.. So, I see you didn't bring me the mate I asked you for. Your pillow
is history.
Your cat meows at the door when you go out. Is he saying?
1.. Please don't leave me here all alone.
2.. Have a nice day.
3.. But what if I get hungry while your out?
4.. Kiss that new vase goodbye.
Your cat digs his claws into your leg. This is?
1.. An unsuppressed primal instinct.
2.. A sign of affection.
3.. A demand to be fed now.
4.. Have YOU had YOUR shots?
5.. An attempt to "fix" you like you fixed him.
Your cat scratches at the door after being fed. Is he saying?
1.. Lemme out - I need to fertilize the garden.
2.. Wanna go out and Play?
3.. Wonder what they've got to eat next door?
4.. Do I mark my territory outside or inside?
When your cat stares at you, it means;
1.. He is bored silly.
2.. He's trying to understand how his food grows in cans.
3.. You are being sized up for an attack.
4.. Some human habits are disgusting.
Your cat brings a dead mouse into the house. This means;
1.. A primal instinct is being displayed.
2.. Your not feeding me enough.
3.. He is showing a sign of affection by sharing.
4.. He is demonstrating the fact that he knows how to kill; be warned.
5.. All of the above.
Your cat sleeps with you, covering your face. This means?
1.. He is showing you great affection.
2.. He knows you are allergic to cats.
3.. He has discovered the fine art of suffocation.
4.. You should have let him out tonight.
snort, i'm not sure what to say, but to all of those questions I'd have to say 4, even if 1 is technoclly the right answer, 4 is the best answer